You know how I wanted to make sure I recorded all those times when my daughter said something incredibly funny? Yeah....this is one of those times. As a little back story, Zoe took some lessons at school from a puppet named "Safety Dog." Safety Dog goes around to the preschool children and teaches them about fire safety, water safety and, importantly, your "personal" safety. By personal safety, I mean when it is appropriate for someone to touch you in certain areas, etc. Mark and I thought it would be good for Zoe to learn it from someone other than us and we thought the director at McKendree would be the perfect one to help us teach Zoe those things. Anyway, those Safety Dog lessons have been over for a few months now, but they've obviously made an impression on our child. How you might wonder? Well, I'm so glad you asked. You see, Mark and I were getting ready to take Zoe to the doctor this morning because she's been sick and since she's asthmatic, we needed to get her lungs rechecked. I was upstairs working like a maniac to get stuff off my computer so it wouldn't crash (I've learned I can't keep everything at once and then download an episode of The Vampire Diaries on top of it) when Daddy yelled for me to come downstairs because Zoe had something she wanted to tell me. When I got downstairs Mark told Zoe to "go ahead and tell Mommy what you told me." Zoe said, "Boys have a penis, girls have a china." I think you can guess from here how the rest of the story played out. And in case you were wondering, I've made her repeat it about 50 times.......
